Gonnae No Say That
Social Media Screening for US Travel
Heading to the USA? Your social media is being checked. That sarcastic tweet about American politics? The 'banter' that made your mates laugh? At the US border, context disappears. We scan your posts to flag what might cause problems.
We scan your Facebook, Instagram, and Reddit to find posts that could flag at the border—politics, anti-US jokes, violence references (yes, even football banter), drugs, protests. We catch it before CBP does.
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⚠️ Why This Matters
US border screening happens. ESTA applications ask for your social media handles, and CBP officers can review your public posts. They're looking for security concerns, and British humour—sarcasm, irony, political satire—doesn't always come across the same way at the US border. What seems like an obvious joke to you might raise questions with border officers.
Three things that could happen
Detained
Hours of questioning about posts you barely remember making
ESTA Revoked
Your approved travel authorization cancelled before or during entry
Refused Entry
Turned away at the border—flights, hotels, plans cancelled
Better to know now than explain later.
🏴 Built in Scotland, for UK Travelers
US border officers see your posts without context. They might not know if "violence" means a football match or a threat. They often don't recognize sarcasm or regional humour.
Example: Example: "I HATE cowboy builders"
UK meaning: Bad tradesmen
US border officer might read: Hatred toward Americans in construction
Best not to mention popping out for a cigarette, eh?
Border officers are looking for safety and security concerns, and sometimes harmless posts get flagged.
We analyze your content with context in mind—flagging what might genuinely cause problems, not just what sounds bad when read literally.
Originally built in Scotland, now helping travelers worldwide avoid misunderstandings at the US border.